To alleviate this exhaustive mental activity, I fall back into my chair, roll back my eyes, and pass out, or (when there is a table or desk in front of me) I set my chin onto the palm of my hand and use my forearm as a pedestal, prominenting my grimaced mouth and squinting eyelids. After the gnashing, I feed myself without much care given to dietary details or hunger pangs.
However, as I venture off seizurely, dizzily confused in my daze, in a state of symptomatic distraction, I composed this recipe.
Excruciating Egg(s)
Bake
-- Chicken Wings [Ulna/Radius]: boiled with crushed garlic
-- Turkey Bacon: wrapping
Sauteed [low flame in cast-iron skillet]
-- Pineapple: softened, slightly browned, pulse-blended
-- Olive Oil/Filtered Water
Not Pictured
-- Smoked Gouda: shaved
Fried
-- Eggs: sunny-side
Buttered
-- Croissant
Excrutiating Eggs
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